Forgotten Love

Failey & Kalen.
This story is about a little girl who lived in a small town.
Everyone had forgotten about Failey.
Her parents, the maids, even the postman.
Failey tried her best to be noticed.
Making messes around the house.
Following her parents around.
No one ever noticed her.
Her parents didn’t tuck her in, nor read bed time stories to her.
Most of all, love her back.
Failey had very few toys.
Of which, didn’t help keep the monsters in her closet away.
One night, before she went to bed, she looked out.
Failey wished upon a star that shown brighter than any other.
Wished.
Wished.
Wished, with all her might.
Hoping it would come true.
The next morning, or a bit later.
A moving truck came by.
New neighbors had taken refuge in the house next door.
Failey rushed outside to see who they were.
She noticed a little boy, around her age.
He stood there with a blank face.
Failey waved to the little boy.
Hoping he would notice her.
And he did.
The little boy ran up to Failey with a big smile on his face.
“My name is Kalen.” He told her.
Failey was surprised that he had spoken to her.
“I’m Failey.” She said to him.
The two were inseparable after that.
They spent their time in Kalen’s room.
Playing with his toys, making pillow forts, and drawing.
Failey had realized that Kalen’s parents had forgotten him, too.
She was happy to find another kid with the same problem as her.
Failey stayed at Kalen’s.
And sometimes Kalen stayed with Failey.
Kalen loved Failey.
And Failey loved Kalen.
As the years passed.
Their feelings for each other grew.
They soon fell in love.
Failey had finally found someone who would never forget her.
So had Kalen.
The day that Kalen’s parents had finally remembered Kalen.
Was the day that Failey and Kalen passed away.
They had decided that they would be better off in a place where they weren’t forgotten.
Hand in hand.
They jumped from the cliff near the small town they lived in.
Promising never to leave one another.
No one heard from them since.
Let’s just say
Their love will never die.
The End.

Music Life

Rules -
1. Go to whatever music place you have. iTunes/limewire/etc.
2. Set your playlist to shuffle and press play.
3. Answer truthfully!

Start/Play:
Birth - Angels On The Moon - Thriving Ivory
Age 1- White Rabbit - Grace Potter & The Nocturnals
Age 5 - This Is Halloween - Citizens of Halloweentown
Age 10 - Beautiful Day - Kerli
Age 13 - How Do You Love Someone - Ashley Tisdale
Age 15 - Up Up Up - Kerli
Falling In Love - Love Rhymes With Fuck You - Jeffree Star
First Date - Decode - Paramore
First Kiss - Paradise Lost - Hollywood Undead
The Fight - The Last Night - Skillet
Break Up - The Technicolor Phase - Owl City
Age 18 - Ambrosia - Alesana
Moving Out - Black Dahlia - Hollywood Undead
College - Taking Over Me - Evanescence
Job - London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines - Panic! At The Disco
New Love - I Didn't Know I'd Love You So Much - Repo! Cast
Marriage - Third Temptations of Paris - Alesana
Child - Painting Flowers - All Time Low
Disease - California - Hollywood Undead
Death Of Love One - When She Cries - Britt Nicole
Your Own Death - Something - Escape The Fate
Child's New Life - Alice's Theme - Danny Elfman
End.

A Poem By A Friend.

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Candy Is Sweet
I'll Fuck You With A Rake.

Smile

Smile of beautiful lips in the shadowy glade where

In a dream I shall feel through splendid cities white ophelia floating;
her sweet madness on each skull;
and among water-lilies! he sings and the woods sing!

On the blue summer evenings the hidden window.
- would dust with fine gold, the flowers that you picked.
Has murmured its ballad hemmed in by chimaeras.
- from violet forests: strew the flowers of their.

Smile of beautiful lips, in the shadowy glade where
it is the nymph with soft little shivers
of the greeat trees unfathomable space;

Nailing them naked to coloured, in the long violet coagulations,
of the sea star-infused and gleams of the daylight
dawns are heartbreaking, i hung there

by Brenna & Arthur Rimbaud

Do You Still Believe?

The broken doll;
The old toy horse;
The burned crib;
The destroyed mirror.

Ring around the rosy.

It rains ashes;
People run in fear;
The plague reaches its end;
Effecting everyone.

Pocket full of posy.

Screams are heard;
Far and wide;
A mother sits;
In her childs room;

Ashes to Ashes.

She burns with the remains;
Of her old life;
No one survives;
No one dies.

We all fall down.

The Rules Of Zombieland

Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before you get eaten.

Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a safe bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be hoofing it on foot in the event of a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your seat belt. Nothing worse then finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.

Rule 4: Doubletap: Carrying a gun is a great idea but it should never be your primary weapon. When you do end up using it for that last minute 'oh shit' moment remember to double tap. Its an emergency and thats why your using it and not your cricket bat so why skimp? One bullet more in the head will go a long way to ensuring your survival.

Rule 5: No Attachments: This is a tough one but you can not have attachments. If you got kids or a wife your less likely to survive then the gal or guy who has no attachments and nothing slowing him or her down. Or worse yet making bonehead decisions like 'going back into the room'

Rule 6: Travel in a Group: The best way to increase your odds of survival when travelling in a zombie outbreak is to make sure your a traveling buffet. Going it alone gives the zombies no choices but to eat you. Going it with the old man with the limp, the little kid who cant run and the middle aged woman with the plastic leg gives the zombies more options and you better odds you can run away faster then they can.

Rule 7: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand: One of the most sure fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less intelligent as close at hand as possible. When you find somebody who asks you 'Whats going on? What Happened? Those are the ones you want with you. That way when the zombies come they are likely to stupid to realize its not Amway calling and run.

Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency: Its not about pretty its about efficiency. Alot of folks run for the gun cabinet where as the truly savvy go looking for the most blunt and effective way to destroy the brain. That can be anything from a baseball bat... to a toilet lid! Kill with Efficiency... dont use weapons that need something to work and use weapons you can swing over and over and over again. You dont tend to run into 1 zombie at a time.

Rule 9: Guns Are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing: This one is simple. Guns need bullets. When your running who has time to stop for bullets? Keeping a shotgun with buckshot on hand is important but only when your pinned in and need a quick getaway. Its not a proper means for killing zombies as they run out of ammo and need reloading. Remember a Cricket Bat, or Toilet Lid do not need loading!

Rule 10: Be Quiet: Its the end of the worldas you know it so try to avoid squeeling like a 4th grade school girl and perhaps invest in some good sneakers. Nobody said you have to kill all the zombies and there is certainly no shame in sneaking around and surviving versus tearing around like a madman and ending up being an undead happy meal.

Rule 15: Know Your Way out! Nothing worse then a poorly planned escape. If your going to be a hero its always a good idea to plan ahead and as the rule states.. know your way out!

Rule 17: Don't Be a Hero: The hot chick who was totally gonna give you some is not worth becoming the undead. So when the going gets rough and the hot chick is about to get undead... its time to flee. No making a stand no ending up a brave zombie. Better to be a chicken liver live guy.

Rule 18: Limber Up: When either fighting a zombie or running from zombies its not a great time to be pulling a muscle or throwing your back out. So limbering up is kind of a must. Stretch it out a little.. it may save your life.

Rule 19: Blend in: Much as Shaun did in Shaun of the Dead its important to blend in. Whens the last time you saw a zombie try to eat another zombie? not easily done but with the right odor and smearing of goo on your face it can happen.

Rule 20: Find The Right Shelter: Shelter is key to survival but since we are already travelling in a group you should ask yourself why the shelter needs to be stationary. For me a motor home or large all terrain vehicle that seats a half dozen would do nicely. Plus when zombies arrive in your neighbourhood there is no last minute scramble to pack and leave. Just put it in drive and roll!

Rule 21: Zombies cant Climb. Much like you have never seen a zombie eat another zombie whens the last time you saw a zombie climb a wall? Well other then the debacle that was the remake of Day of the Dead which had spiderman zombies. Zombies can climb so find high ground if you do need to stop.

Rule 22: Be ruthless: Much like having no attachments being ruthless is key. When your bride turns into the undead, reach for the lid to the toilet seat and be ruthless. The weak and compassionate will not survive in the world of the undead.

Rule 23: God Bless Rednecks: Rednecks are loud, brash, well armed and ready to kick ass now and ask questions later. So when a redneck shows up in your group half drunk and rumbling louder then your humvee welcome him. Sure rednecks can attract zombies but they also are well armed and kill a whole lot of em when they do come for dinner. Best of all they are good bait for you to make your exit while he is making a mess of the zombies and before he realizes he just ran out of bullets and does the happy meal groan.


Rule 24: No Drinking. This one should be pretty plain obvious. Escaping zombies is tough enough as it is. How well do you think you will do after downing a couple shots of Jack Daniels? Drinking is not a good survival tactic.

Rule 31: Check the Back Seat. I cant tell you how many times somebody has eaten it or in this case been eaten because they are just not smart enough to check the back seat. Always check the back seat friends. Always!


Rule 32: Enjoy the Little Things: Its the end of the world. Dont sweat the small stuff. Loot a neighbourhood or two, trash a car, speed! Do the little things and enjoy em. Who knows how long you have to live!

Places To Make A "Sandwich"

Bed
Floor
Wall
Mama's bedroom wall
Bathroom
Kitchen table
Shower
Park bench
McDonalds Counter
Toilet
Bathtub
Hallway
Office
Desk
Hot tub
Sauna
Onme
School
Gym equipment
Motorcycle
Mall fountain
Pirate ship
Tree
Treehouse
Cloud of death
Swings
Couch
Fair stand
Ocean
On the beach
On a machine
Deserted Island
Disney land
In a pyramid
On a pyramid
Backseat of a car
Pool
Lawn chair
Grass
Snow
Slide
Playground
Hood of a car
In a cage
Ladder
Roof
Plane
Plane washroom
Jail
Over the internet
Over the phone
Candy shop
Toy box
Biology
Stage
Chemistry
Astro-physics
Math
Art
Anatomy
Locker
Closet
Rock
Lake
Puddle
Pandora (From Avatar)
Atlantis
Every single countries
Tower
Every single city
Bakery
Factory convator belt
In hell
In heaven
On god
Drums
Guitar
Speakers, no sound
Speakers, with sound
Fireplace
Boat
Poopdeck
Road
Gas station
Pool table
On top of the washer while it's running
Public restroom
In the rain
Trampoline
Top of a hill
An open field
Garage
Jungle gym
Elevator
Bunk bed
Tent
Department store restroom
Hot air balloon
Canoe
Baseball diamond
Every room of your house
Air matress
Hotel balcony
Golf course
Limo
Amusement park ride
Next to a campfire
Picnic table
Hammock
On horseback
Corn field
Ferris wheel while stuck at the top
Scuba-diving
Pier
Basketball court
Floatie
Convertible
Hummer
Tropical beach
Mountain peak
Hotel room
In front of web cam
Ping pong table
Stairwell
Nightclub
Bicycle
Lawn mower
Go cart
Moving train
Bus
Airport lounge
Helicopter ride
Private Jet
Golf cart
Mini golf course
Deserted area of a zoo
Igloo
Snow cave
Under a sprinkler
Slip-n-slide
In a deserted top row of a concert hall during a concert
Empty subway car
Sailboat
Ski lodge
Gazebo
Vibrating bed
Massage chair
Rocking chair
Cliff, sunset or sunrise
Wave pool
Surfboard
Jeep, doors removed
Haunted halloween hay ride
Bear rug
Tractor
Under a highway
Handcuffed to your bed
On a bed in a furniture store
In the mud
Under the bleachers
Tanning bed
Fire truck
Rooftop of a building
Orchard
Ice rink
Sanctuary
Forest
Mechanical bull
Parents car
Movie theater
Porta potty
Recliner
Deck of a cruise ship
A room full of mirrors
Next to your lit Christmas tree
A phone booth
Building that's about to be demolished